R.I.P. Michael Jackson

On this sad occasion, I feel like I have to say something, so here it goes...

To say Michael Jackson was a giant in the beer world is an understatement. "The Beer Hunter," as many knew him, elevated beer to its rightful place beside--wait... what? Oh, that Michael Jackson? Dammit, now where's the delete key on this computer?

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